OTLVISE Granite Line

[Joe Durfee]

Worst crowdfunding idea ever.

[OTLVISE]

Im betting on my product Joe, my old forum had about 60,000 members I convinced, whats another 5000

maybe a thread there and see if I can generate interest from them, they love to wager

[Darryl Miller]

60,000 members and no one actually bought the product? Hmmm....

[Dan R.]

The old forum (pool table guys) have no need to move 400-1000 lbs slabs. Why would they buy even one?

I can have the best pork in the world and probably still go broke trying to market it to kosher families.

KNOW YOUR MARKET!!!! It seems that you may not understand this simple concept through the content of your posts.

You appear to be beyond any rational help that could ever be offered here, imo.

[Joe Durfee]

Im betting on my product Joe, my old forum had about 60,000 members I convinced

Which forum was that? azbilliards.com? It doesn't look like you convinced many people over there.

You appear to be beyond any rational help that could ever be offered here, imo.

I second that.

[Alex_Bores]

You ever just sit on the toilet and read a post for so long your legs "go to sleep"

Good times. Good times


Seriously though, this cart has to go. You need to come up with a better marketing plan than going after people that give you raw uncut feedback. Humorous or not. I wish you the best and understand what it's like to have a vision that others aren't seeing. I'm still asking myself why other people can't see the penguin that myself and Billy Madison see.

https://youtu.be/xlFcCfcOO7I

[Matt Kraft]

Greetings Matt,

My goal has always been to sell my Patents. Once I have some USERS then a trade show might make cents...

Until then though I will continue to make OTLVISE the SAFEST and STRONGEST Clamp possible. Last video showed NEW BIG O lifting over 400lbs and NOW I have a stronger clamp as shown in pic unpainted...

Joe, it only takes one of my clamps to lift over a 1000 lbs, straight up. You cant do that with two of your style clamps.

US PATENT 8573608, 8512398, D719000

[OTLVISE]

my latest Cane attachment, no lowering needed..... good for unloading from truck



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNWWW1MEvcA

cant wait for warm weather to get my first island to demo with

[OTLVISE]

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60,000 members and no one actually bought the product? Hmmm....
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US Patent 8312598, 8573608, D719000

Actually almost all of them did purchase... even have customers in England, Middle East and Russia

It has more attachments than a tinker toy too.....

NEW Mini Grader wheel attachment and Mast attachments with suction cups to prevent snaps on landing in the works


Many more have purchased but not listed....

http://www.billiardmechanicsofamerica.c ... tings.html

[Joe Durfee]

Wow, what an extensive list...

You have tons of satisfied customers.

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I found a better list of where these belong.

http://list25.com/25-most-useless-inventions-ever/

[Alex_Bores]

Wow, what an extensive list...

You have tons of satisfied customers.


I found a better list of where these belong.

http://list25.com/25-most-useless-inventions-ever/
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[innstone]

I don't have anything positive to add to this thread, I just don't want to see it die. It has been inspirational in the development of our project.
I am taking a WWII submarine (which worked great underwater btw) and converting it to a mobile fab shop.
The Balao class subs were some of the best subs made so logically they would also make the best mobile fab shops.
Think of the advantage of keeping overhead low by not buying or renting a shop located miles from the job.
We have an accessory pack coming soon that will allow you to attach wings to the sub/fab shop, allowing the shop to be relocated thousands of miles away in a few hours. The US Air Force already has things that look similar to this and they have worked great for years!
Now before all you narrow minded, pack following, unimaginative losers try to throw out your pitiful negative comments; keep in mind that I am "The Expert" in converting WWII submarines into mobile fab shops and as such, I have come up with FAQ's & answers.
1. Wouldn't this be too expensive? No
2. Wouldn't it be hard to fab full slabs in the confines of a submarine? Shut up.
3. Aren't they too big to move to job sites? I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
4. This is a stupid idea! That's not in the form of a question.
5. Wouldn't submarines would make terrible fab shops? The U.S. Navy won the war with them, are you smarter than the Navy?
6. Will you be getting feedback from the end users and taking that into consideration in future designs? Why would I? I'm the expert, besides stone fabricators have a long history of taking ideas that are awesome (like this one, or for instance the Otlvise cart) and being too stupid to see how genius they are.

Estimated costs are $750 per shop (that's less than the price of 751 McDonalds coffees!). We can get the subs for practically nothing from Navy Surplus, throw some wheelbarrow wheels and a trailer hitch on and BAM!

For those smart enough to see the future, I am opening up a program where you can send me $100 (or more), to help fund the production. you will also receive a free t-shirt for every $500 you donate.

(note to moderator; please remove if there is a potential to hurt anyone's feelings, particularly the so-called expert fabricators that can't see the future of their trade)

[Joe Durfee]

I'll allow it since this thread is all about "developing" "good", "useful", "original", "tools".

[ageless]

Wish I would have known about the submarine before I started fabricating with my Weiner!

[innstone]

Wish I would have known about the submarine before I started fabricating with my Weiner!

Sorry Rey, I forgot to mention "patent pending" on everything I make.
I will still have to sue you though.

Also, your vehicle is so obviously unsafe. I would hate to be rear-ended by that.

[Jonathan]

How about a floating slab yard?

[innstone]

How about a floating slab yard?

I don't need anybody's ideas, thoughts or suggestions!
Could you please just tell me how good my idea is and send me money?
Is that too much to ask?

[Darryl Miller]

[Curtis R. Marburger]

I'm Sorry, I Wasn't Listening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgH9BxnfhMw

[Alex_Bores]

Wish I would have known about the submarine before I started fabricating with my Weiner!

Sorry Rey, I forgot to mention "patent pending" on everything I make.
I will still have to sue you though.

Also, your vehicle is so obviously unsafe. I would hate to be rear-ended by that.

Call this number to get help with this project. They'll help get it off the ground (202) 456-1111

[innstone]

Sorry, Alex,

I've got no great response for that.

[OTLVISE]

You guys are right.... What do I know?????....

My Company will purchase your products.

I will test them side by side on video... with large granite slabs and pool table slabs as you suggest

Going up and down stairs with 800 lbs will be fun

Lots of tests to see how much better your tools are then mine...

[Justzack]

best part of it is with the tools we have now 2 guys can take that slab up stairs safely and can stop i the middle of the flight for a coffee break. I am currently developing a drone for this task. I will be renting it as I will be the only certified pilot for the entire USA.

[OTLVISE]

you cant move 800 lbs up a flight of stairs with 6 guys lol

[Dan R.]

you cant move 800 lbs up a flight of stairs with 6 guys lol
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It is a bit cumbersome to have 6 guys move a slab up stairs.

So, for the most part no, six guys can't effectively move a slab up stairs.

The whole point of these previous comments is to help you realize that most here are laughing at your inventions and ridiculing your inability to take meaningful advice.