PC Seasons Greetings

[Brian Briggs]

To All My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Normal Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.

[Anna Almonte]

WOW that was certainly a mouth full!

Right back at ya!! :D and to all the members and sponsors a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New 2010.

[Tynan]

:D F the winter solstice !! Merry Christmas Everyone !!! And the best of luck in 2010 !!!

[John Lloyd]

Thanks Brian, I had a good laugh at that one.

To all my friends at the SFA and beyond, I hope that everyone has a safe and Very Merry Christmas, and let's forward to a much improved 2010! :D :D

[Kowboy]

Brian:

It's "sexual orientation" not "sexual preference" please. You don't prefer to be heterosexual do you?

Happy Holidays,

Joe

[CustomMarbleGranite]

Hey Kowboy..

It's apparant that you prefer to be a nit

Just in case there maybe any confusion, this is Jean not Les.


Brian, that post was awesome and I am stealing it!

MERRY CHRISTMAS !
and a
HAPPY, HEALTHY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR

To the entire SFA Family and their families

[wesjh]

Brian:

It's "sexual orientation" not "sexual preference" please. You don't prefer to be heterosexual do you?

Happy Holidays,

Joe

Kowboy,
I've actually given it some thought (didn't take long to decide) and I actually do PREFER to be heterosexual, so I CHOOSE to be heterosexual.
Besides, all the assertions aside, there is no science to back up the "orientation" arguement, just claims by the flamers in
acadamia.
But, so as not to hi-jack the thread,
MERRY CHRISTMAS KOWBOY !!!

[Brian Briggs]

Only Kowboy would be able to find an argument within this post

[scott@stone age]

Nice click and paste job, Brian!!! I know that didn't come from your brain!!! LMAO

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!

[dustinbraudway]

Nice post and Merry Christmas to you as well Slacker! :D

[Brian Briggs]

Hell no, I could never come up with anything PC. I have received this from half a dozen people this year, I like it each time I read it.

[Kowboy]

Only Kowboy would be able to find an argument within this post

Geeze, Brian, lighten up a bit for the holidays, O.K.? See that little red-smiley guy in my previous post? That's a razz. It's the equavalent of an internet noogie. Next time search for the irony of a politicaly correct correction in a post about political correctness.

Happy New Year,

Joe

[Tynan]

Okay...I must be REALLY tired...cuz that almost makes sense !! :D