Government Investigates Stone Fabricator

[ronald hannah]

Government investigates a Natural Stone Fabricator!



The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small fabricator was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

FABRICATOR: ”Well, there’s my right-hand-man who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

FABRICATOR: “That would be me.”

[ageless]

LMBO!

[clhilde]

[Todd Luster]

Too funny, but spot on!!

[kdnoel]

LOL!

[Andy Ross]

I can't wait til I can make $10 a week.

[DavidL]

[topshop]

I can't believe his wife is cheating on me.

[EID GRANITE]

Thats funny that guys at my shop to.

[ash20ash]

Thanks Ron.

How true it is

This Sticky material right here

[Dan R.]

Ron Hannah made a funny!! Great job!
I was wondering what kind of crap we had to deal with now.

[Mark M]

Good one!

[Carmine Pantano]

hilarious

[dsyverson]

ROFL....now you know why Cam can't seem to move any of those beautiful money clips.

[carpenterznailum2003]

oh my gosh i needed that..........

[Stonecuttter]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!