I guess you guys have taken care of the AB orders

[t-mobile]

HI,
i would like to place an order with your company.I will need you to
fabricate some countertops for me.Well i need you to get back to me
with a bid for the following countertops without installation
beacause i will be handling the installation myself but i need the
total cost with tax only..

SCOPE OF WORK:
Item: Two Kitchen Island Tops (44 square feet)
1 @ 36” X 76” and 1 @ 42” X 84”
Material: Emerald Pearl Granite
Thickness: 3cm (approximately 1 1/4”)
Edge Treatment: Polished full bullnose
Cut-outs and Splashes: Not required

I will like to order those and i will handle the installation myself
.Well i will need you to get back to me with the pick up price for the
two countertops and also may i know the major credit cards you accept
for payment.Hope to hear from you soon and stay blessed.
Regards
Dr.Green


Accompany this with the British, indian, and african lottery winnings and I am set

[Camzl1]

Funny,

I used to get these emails into my gmail account. Too funny. I finally had to add it to my junk email filter because I was getting them everyday. I love the proper grammer of these guys.

[Tate Ornamental]

Got the exact same one last week.

[Joe Little]

I got that one last week At least they are wanting Emerald Pearl now

[stone seal]

will you guys let me know if you get one for Hazelcorn?

[topshop]

The way these guys make the scam is that they send you a bogus cashiers check for way more than the purchase "by accident" and expect you to sent them the product plus the extra money back as well.

My step daughter came across these scams from selling items on Craigslist. Some guy sent her a $2800 bogus cashiers check on a $250 purchase saying that his secretary had the check made out to the wrong amount so she could just send back the overpayment. She thought it was a scam so she brought the check to her local police and did not sent the item he bought. I haven't heard what happened after that.

[DavidL]

Maybe if one of you Jackwads would go ahead and bid the job and satisfy this customer we could all move on to better, more profitable work

Tony - Bid it high like you don't need it - hell bid it negative and see if they transfer money back to your account

Dave

[ash20ash]

I got that one today too. I wish I hda time to jack with them. It could be fun for a while anyway.

I actually think its Kowboy doing it all. Him and Al Gerhart maybe? Their both sooooooooooo bored with nothing to do since they have worn out all the forums that day. They just turm from a troll into a spammer. Havnt you noticed that Kowboy is the only one that never talks about getting these.

[t-mobile]

I got a really really wierd on a couple of years ago. If it were not from any previous emails that I had gotten, this one would have got me. I got a call from a operator stating that she was acting as a spokeperson for a deaf person(some sort of service that the phone company offers) Turns out the service from phone company is for real(they type and the operator speaks, poor girl. They had me until it turned out to be for four AB islands with no install required. I mean, if would have been a 60 sqft kit of UT then they would have had me. I jerked around with them a bit, I asked a bunch of questions until they gave up.
Pretty tricky, ...... almost!

[politefab]

i just got the same one today what a joke

[Scott Vicario]

I got the exact same one today from our Dr.Green

[Joshua]

I feel good that you guys can take care of this guy. I just don't have any material here to match his order. . . copy and pasted from my inbox. . . gotta love the name. . dr. green. . .lol

Hi,
i would like to place an order with your company.I will need you to fabricate some countertops for me.Well i need you to get back to me with a bid for the following countertops without installation beacause i will be handling the installation myself but i need the total cost with tax only..

SCOPE OF WORK:
Item: Two Kitchen Island Tops (44 square feet)
1 @ 36” X 76” and 1 @ 42” X 84”
Material: Emerald Pearl Granite
Thickness: 3cm (approximately 1 1/4”)
Edge Treatment: Polished full bullnose
Cut-outs and Splashes: Not required

I will like to order those and i will handle the installation myself .Well i will need you to get back to me with the pick up price for the two countertops and also may i know the major credit cards you accept for payment.Hope to hear from you soon and stay blessed.
Regards
Dr.Green

[scott m]

I got the same one today....Reminds me of an old joke.

Girl goes to dr green who somehow can magically get private parts to grow.
He tells her everyday at 12pm she must face west and say
"east is least, west is best, please grow some bigger breasts"
So she does it everyday and things are going well, she has gone up two bra sizes.
The next day she is in the supermarket line and realizes that it is 12pm.
She figures what the hell, and faces west and chants right there.
She gets a tap on her shoulder from the guy behinder who says
"hickory Dickory Dock.........."